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Good one, Singaporean!

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ........

He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.


Malaysian: 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?'
Singaporean: 'Of course'
Malaysian: 'We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore .'

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian: 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?'
Singaporean: 'Of course'
Malaysian (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-over in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam before we sell it across to Singapore .'

This time, the Singaporean retorted: 'Do you have sex in Malaysia ?'
Malaysian: 'Why, of course we do'
Singaporean: 'Do you wear protection?'
Malaysian: 'Of course! We wear condoms.'
Singaporean: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
Malaysian: 'Stupid question!!! Of course we throw them away.'
Singaporean: 'We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycles them, melts them down into chewing gum & sells them across to Malaysia.......and that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.'

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Terrible 'F1' Incident


Always observe safety...
Below is a shocking image of it flipping over due to excess speed!





-_-
LOL.

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Coming Saturday...

Jerv & me are giving our first shot at flea mart! yes, finally we take it to the streets. lol
I know there are many other events going around that day, but still... do come down!
Angie wants to see y'all!

you never know what you can rummage out of the racks and those '$10 & below' bins :DD
So, bring your friends, families and all along! da more the merrier!



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Lastly, leave your evenings free for 2 big days of mine!
12th Nov 8-10pm - Reflections 2008 "Muse"
8th Dec 7.30pm - Oschool Recital ( TBA )

Reflections this year is themed MUSE and if there's no changes, I would be involved in two 15 minutes item... Modern dance and the finale.
Tickets are on sale now, anymore hesitation and there goes the seats.

grrr, I can't believe its still 2 months away( publicity poster still not out!) and md's left only with the balcony seats!
Why can't 'Muse' be on for 2 days like Momentum 08!
Half a yr worth of practice and we are only showcasing it for a night. Wth can. tsk )x
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Nvm! at the end of the day, I just hope to see the ones I asked...to be there.
and, that would indeed keep the fire in me burning :)

Back to routines?



YUCK.
RP.faciliators.research.powerpoints.presentations.rj
facing them all in 8 hours time.

and the world's happily filling me in with others embracing their 2 months off from school which just commenced.


know what.
Me missing holidays already.
:(

The 'Thank you' Post (:

zeroFOURzeroEIGHT




she turned nineteen.

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There was dance practice after school that day, and I chose to be there over others because I believe it's where I belonged (:


During practice, the dancers somehow sabo-ed me to solo Marcus's routine. how very embarassing I was! ZzzZ
And, after class they got me to leave the studio so that they could get the cake ready inside which....
i obviously am aware from the start and was jus playing along together with Wing. LOL

Nevertheless, they still painted my day with my colours :DD


hmmm, One month for me to congregate all pics taken but I still failed to do so.
we all remembered there was another camera on that day, but no one knows whose it was x.x

thus, I shall just make do with these few!

my dear vonnie brought the pleasant surprise on behalf of the dancers (x
thank you!

and coincidentally, it was the exact same fruit cake as what I had on the previous day.
this shows how everyone's so sick of chocolate favors huh. lol

modern dance IG makes Angie the happiest birthday girl ever. weeeee

we were doing bollywood dance...

to avoid this.

I'm getting better at throwing head & tossing hair :DD

syafiq~ feeling SEXY or what!

seee that girl, tsk. trying to steal my limelight =P

Eileeenn is way too adorable here for me to not post this picture up!
is she being candid or posing, she has no idea too. HAHA.


admit it. Birthdays loses its favor as the number increases.
So, this year's was a short sweet & simple one for me, which is just fine!

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Well, this is named the 'Thank You' post for a reason...

So, Here goes.

THANK YOU!

Stewart & Meiyan for being the first two who are so thoughtful to plan a mini celebration for me (; They pampered me with gifts, treated me to pasta de waraku and gelato.

Jervenne for being the most successful surprise planner this time. Together with a slice of a-tasty-looking-but-din-turn-out-to-be-that-way cake, the very 'Angie' bag, and not forgetting the love letter xP

Ranjan for being the top in the list to wish me on the dot and also the one & only customized cap. heh. I'm still waiting for the chance to wear it ok.

Eileen Egg for her poem full of loveeeee!

Benjy for his unexpected slice of strawberry cheesecake. hee.

Eunice for the sponge bread I nearly ate. lol

Yew wen for that too glittery to be worn cap :P

Michelle bim for her sweet bdae song!

Wiing for spending her precious time baking Tiramisu and taking the trouble to bring it to school! You gotta teach me how to bake someday ok :D

you see how much fats these people want me to gain. I had a total of 7 cakes this birthday luh. LOL

Last but not least, the wishes from every other one who remembered this day I grow older xD

Alright, now for the last.
A most meaningful one.
(ps. The author says he spent many hours thinking and it would be a waste if only i see it! )

"Happy Birthday" means much more
Than 'have a happy day'.
Within these words lie lots of things
I never get to say.
It means you mean a lot to me,
But I never let you know.
It means I want the best for you,
But I never let it show.

Don't wanna wish you anything,
That seems so impossible to fulfil,
In this practical world we live in.
So here's my wishes for you,
on this very-the-special day!

I will not wish that you will be always happy,
But I pray that everytime when your skies are grey,
There will always be someone that will turn them blue.
I will not hope that you will stay healthy all the time,
But I pray that you will learn how take care of yourself.

a n g i έ - of no significance. ?!

Hell no. Always the special significant girl to me. (:

"Happy Birthday" to you once more!
And this time, I hope,
You get, what I really meant,
instead of 'have a happy day' xD

- Winston :)


Feel me, this is genuine, from the deepest of my heart.
I LOVE YALL!